Malapropisms

This is what happens when I am too tired to craft in the evenings. I am forced to make rubbish evening television more interesting by developing movie titles with much more credible story lines. Like these:

The quest for the missing limbs:

When crazed animals with ridiculously long tongues attack:

Source: AP

World's worst premise for a movie. Ever:

The story of an internal organ so mysterious, nobody knows what it does:

I bet you were saying these with that American movie voiceover guy's voice in your heads. No? Just me, then.