Sunday, 16 June 2013


This is what happens when I am too tired to craft in the evenings. I am forced to make rubbish evening television more interesting by developing movie titles with much more credible story lines. Like these:

The quest for the missing limbs:

When crazed animals with ridiculously long tongues attack:
Source: AP

World's worst premise for a movie. Ever:

The story of an internal organ so mysterious, nobody knows what it does:

I bet you were saying these with that American movie voiceover guy's voice in your heads. No? Just me, then.


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    1. These were funnier when my husband and I were saying them in the American movie voiceover guy's voice in the lounge and our eldest daughter was wondering why we were laughing so hard.

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    1. What's crazy is that someone thought it would be a good idea to dress up their dog like that. Maybe they thought it would draw attention away from its massive tongue? Fail.

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    1. Gotta spread the cheer through the drear. That and I haven't actually done any crafting lately.


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